Updated October 15, 2026 | Estimated read time: 8 minutes
Holiday time is around the corner!
We know it is only October, but the holidays will be here before we know it! Time always has a way of speeding up toward the end of the year.
We have the breast holiday cards! See what we did there? We love a good boob pun, and these holiday cards deliver. So let's celebrate the holidays, Titty City style! Shop our funny holiday card designs that are literally the Tits!
Wondering who would love a boob holiday card? Well...
Who doesn’t love a boob holiday card, right? They truly will make just about anyone's day, however, we made our holiday cards with these particular audiences in mind:
#1 New moms that breastfeed
If you are looking for the perfect holiday card for a new mom, she will love one of our holiday boobie cards! Life as a new mom means that everything is about the baby and boobs, and more boobs, and boobs again! We designed our holiday cards to make her laugh because we know she could use a smile right about now.
#2 Your best friend
Is your best friend your Breast friend? Because if so, then you NEED to get one of these boobie cards for them immediately. Body positivity? Check. Female empowerment? Check. Humor? Check! These titty cards are Breast and your best friend is going to absolutely love them!
#3 Loved ones battling breast cancer
Knowing what to do or say to a loved one battling breast cancer is not easy. We can help you with that. Not only do we have the best supportive gift boxes made special for breast cancer patients, but we also have the best holiday cards to go with them! A handwritten note goes a long way. Make sure to add an encouraging message!
#4 Your friend that had breast surgery
Ever heard of a Ta-Ta to the Tatas party? Well, it is a farewell-to-boobs party for someone having surgery to reduce or remove their boobs for personal reasons or as part of a treatment plan for breast cancer. If you have a friend that had any type of breast surgery, then they are certainly going to love one of our boob cards for the holidays.
What to write in a holiday card
OK.
You picked out a card! Yay! Now what to write in a holiday card…
We have some suggestions for you. Holiday card messages don’t need to be long. Think about your relationship with the recipient. If it’s a sister, daughter, cousin, or close friend, you can have a bit of fun with your message. You can include an inside joke, a fun memory, or let them know how when you saw this card, it immediately made you think of them!
For the most part, a holiday card message should include a holiday greeting.
Here are a few simple holiday card messages to pick from:
- Wishing you a happy holiday season!
- Merry everything and happy always.
- Hoping your holidays are filled with love, family, and happiness!
- May this holiday season fill your heart, and may the new year bring good health, love, and happiness. Happy Holidays!
- Wishing you a bright holiday season and a happy new your
Boob puns to include in your Titty City Holiday card:
- Wishing you the Breast Holiday ever!
- Merry Titties!
- May your holiday be bright and Boobiful!
- The best way to spread Titsmas cheer…
- Jingle Boobs!
- Enjoy the holiday festivi-Titties!
Our holiday card designs for 2024
These are seriously the best holiday cards out there! We aren’t biased of course. Not only are these holiday tits cards adorable as can be, but they are also filled with boob puns that will be sure to bring a smile.
#1 Boobies Halloween Greeting Card
What do you call a ghost’s breasts?
Boooobies!
First up, is our super fun Halloween card that features a group of ghosts! This is the perfect Halloween card for a new mom that is guaranteed to make her smile. All baby wants is the boob and mama can’t get any sleep. There is no doubt she feels like these Boooobie ghosts most days.
#2 Tits the Season Holiday Card
Next, we have our perfect holiday season greetings. Holiday time is here and Tit’s the Season to be filled with boob puns! Send this card with our cozy boob socks or the very best boob mug to make the best holiday gift combo for your breastie.
#3 These Tits are Lit Hanukkah Card
How do you spell Hanukkah? Is it with two n’s, Hannukah? Two k’s, Hanukkah? With a “Ch,” Chanukkah?
Ok, well honestly, there are half a dozen ways to spell it and we couldn’t decide, so we went with… “These Tits are Lit!”
There are never any fun Hanukkah cards out there. Trust us, we’ve looked. So, we decided to make one this year. And it sure is a fun one! Pair this boob card with the You’re the Tits tumbler and water bottle that comes with two types of lids to enjoy both hot and cold liquids.
#4 Merry Titsmas Holiday Card
Jingle boobs, jingle boobs. Jingle all the way! This Boob Christmas greeting card is the Tits! Our Merry Titsmas Christmas card is perfect to send with one of our adorable hand-painted boob planter pots or hand-made boob magnets.
#5 Baby Tits Cold Outside Greeting Card
Our final holiday card design this season speaks for itself: Baby Tits Cold Outside. This boob holiday greeting card is the Tits! And the best holiday card is one of our Breast holiday cards. This is the perfect card to send with our favorite boob socks or best-selling boob mug. Or should we say, Breast-selling?
A handwritten note goes a long way
If you are shopping for unique holiday gifts this season, make sure to check out all the boob-themed gifts from Titty City Design. And be sure to add a personal touch to your gift with a handwritten note. It will always be appreciated.
Let your favorite people know that you are thinking of them with a unique holiday card. Mix and match our new holiday card designs to send to all your friends this holiday season. Stock up now on our new boob-themed holiday cards before they sell out! And they will sell out!
