30 Short Coffee Quotes to Bring You Joy

September 29, 2021

Wake up. Coffee. Then do the things.

Coffee is such a big part of our morning rituals, which is why it is no surprise that there are so many short coffee quotes about its caffeinated goodness.

Coffee is amazing, and the smell of a fresh pot of coffee has the power to perk you right up. But it's that first sip, followed by a much needed caffeine boost that really gets the day going. Am I right?

In honor of National Coffee Day, September 29th, we've put together a list of our favorite hot coffee quotes to celebrate your favorite morning fuel. But that's not all! We've grouped these 30 short funny funny coffee quotes into 4 categories:

Clever coffee quotes that bring you joy
Special coffee quotes for new moms
Funny coffee quotes for working moms
Coffee quotes for those battling breast cancer

So pour your favorite cup of java and get ready to scroll and enjoy. We made these quotes easy to share, so go ahead and send them to a friend or post them on social media.

Short coffee quotes to bring you joy

Looking for a boost to your morning caffeine? This set of short morning coffee quotes really made us smile. We looked at so many short caffeine quotes but these made the cut! You may sense a theme as you scroll through.

#1 May your Titty cup always be full.

#2 Coffee is always a good idea.

#3 May your coffee be hot, and your mug be boobiful.

#4 I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm not a quitter.

#5 I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person.

#6 Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.

#7 When life gives you lemons, see if there is also coffee.

#8 Coffee is a hug in a mug.

#9 My birthstone is a coffee bean.

#10 Coffee, because it's too early for wine.

#11 In dog coffees I've only had one.

#12 What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.

#13 Life happens, coffee helps.

Our favorite coffee quotes for moms

Coffee is truly the fuel that gets so many of us through the day, especially if you are a new mom. The caffeine keeps mommy going and to have enough energy to get through the day.

Between constantly feeding the baby and waking up every couple of hours throughout the night, it makes me wonder if the first uses of the coffee bean were to help keep new moms awake and functioning.

Take a scroll through this set of mom coffee quotes for the new moms out there.

#14 First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.

#15 Mommin' is hard. Coffee helps.

#16 May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.

#17 Boobin' all night. Coffee all day.

#18 Sometimes I like coffee more than people.

#19 I'm sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.

#20 May your coffee kick in before reality does.

Coffee Quotes for working moms

First, let us be clear, all moms work. And then there are also some moms that go into the office, workplace, or to that corner of their kitchen table to work each day.

For all the working moms, here is another set of funny coffee quotes to get you through the work week.

#21 May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

#22 Coffee is my favorite co-worker.

#23 Coffee first, then adulting.

#24 I will start working when my coffee does.

**Coffee quotes for all the Brave Boobie warriors**

Humor helps heal the body, and a smile can go a long way... especially if that smile leads to laughter. Did you know that laughter has magical healing powers?

At Titty City Design, we are all about promoting body positivity, which includes all of those that have fought or are currently fighting breast cancer.

We put together this last set of short coffee quotes to anyone that is battling breast cancer and need a little encouragement or just a smile. We hope these coffee quotes spark some joy in your day.

#25 I am strong like my coffee.

#26 Todays good mood is sponsored by coffee.

#27 Take life one sip at a time and stay grounded.

#28 A bad day without coffee is better than a good day without it.

#29 A yawn is silent scream for coffee.

#30 Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other.

The mug that has everyone staring

If you enjoyed those short caffeine quotes, love coffee and celebrating beautiful boobies, then you probably need to get yourself one of our best-selling Hot Tits coffee mugs.

If not for yourself, they make a great gift for just about everyone, but especially for:

An expecting mother (so perfect for a baby shower gift)
A new mom (because we know they need their coffee!)
Celebrating and honoring a mother's breastfeeding journey (celebrate those incredible milestones - wink, wink partners)
A loved one battling breast cancer (show your support post-mastectomy or reconstructive breast surgery)
A previvor (to honor their bravery)
Anyone struggling with body confidence (tell them their beautiful)

Fun fact: These boobie mugs were created as a group effort with our instagram community earlier this year.

We'd love to see your Hot Tits coffee cups, so be sure tag us @TittyCityDesign and use #HotTitsMug when you post on social media.

All the Breast,
xx Jessy and the Titty Team

At Titty City Design, we believe that every boobie is beautiful, and that should be celebrated. We are a female owned and operated, small business here to spread self love and body positivity with our line of products for the home. A portion of our proceeds go to help support postpartum women and breast cancer patients.